Heather Kilbourn

About the site

Most websites today suck, don't they?

There's pop-up ads, inline ads, AI slop, pop-up requests to register or sign-up, misinformation, scripts that cause miserable loading, cookie approval pop-ups, bloated code frameworks, dark patterns, automatic page refresh to reload new ads, tracking cookies, propaganda, analytics trackers, content and styling that jumps around as JavaScript does who knows what, and all sorts of other shit with the singular purpose of monetizing your visit that generate the side effect of making things torturous.

Bleah.

So welcome to my no-cookie/-script/-framework website running 100% hand-crafted html pages, including a 404 page [1] that's a great test of your browser's rendering engine and memory management.



[1] This page may take a very, very long time to load [2].
[2] Or it might crash your browser [3].
[3] If you don't see the standard footer, your browser failed the test. [4]
[4] This footnote intentionally left blank and is the last footnote [5].
[5] Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.